The crazy virus must lay dormant somewhere and emerge at a rate directly proportional to the outside temperature. Now remember, I am not talking stupid, I think stupid is a growing trrend not affected by changes in temperature or barometric pressure (effected? take off points for grammar). This is just unexplainable, nutty, rude, crazy human behavior. So as long as I see a "9" as the first character on my car thermometer, I am staying inside or in my pool. I swear the heat is even starting to get to me...I'm singing David Lee Roth solo stuff! Cool out and rock on!
Monday, July 2, 2012
Goin' Crazy?
Just a quick post about the overall "craziness" out in public these long hot summer days. I am not talking clinical "crazy", just plain everyday batshit nuts. Yes, the heat can do weird things, but I swear this is the craziest summer I think I have ever witnessed. Car accidents, rude people, unpleasant cashiers, smileless drones wandering aimlessly, scowling clergymen, you name it.
The crazy virus must lay dormant somewhere and emerge at a rate directly proportional to the outside temperature. Now remember, I am not talking stupid, I think stupid is a growing trrend not affected by changes in temperature or barometric pressure (effected? take off points for grammar). This is just unexplainable, nutty, rude, crazy human behavior. So as long as I see a "9" as the first character on my car thermometer, I am staying inside or in my pool. I swear the heat is even starting to get to me...I'm singing David Lee Roth solo stuff! Cool out and rock on!
The crazy virus must lay dormant somewhere and emerge at a rate directly proportional to the outside temperature. Now remember, I am not talking stupid, I think stupid is a growing trrend not affected by changes in temperature or barometric pressure (effected? take off points for grammar). This is just unexplainable, nutty, rude, crazy human behavior. So as long as I see a "9" as the first character on my car thermometer, I am staying inside or in my pool. I swear the heat is even starting to get to me...I'm singing David Lee Roth solo stuff! Cool out and rock on!
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